Mr. Peabody's Pet Tarantula

Copyright 1990 Henricus J. Holtman

Take your cabbage and all your things
And shove them where the sun don't shine
Take your money and your stupid !ucking profit
Uranium scum!

Shoot! I Miss Piggy,
What have Ham le-et,
to be or not to be
wipers in the rain
wipers in the rain
make sure everyone's dry

Take your gravy and all your things
And shove them where the sun don't shine
Take your money and your stupid !ucking profit
Uranium scum!

that's what you want from life,
lawn golf course,
are you sure you can afford the specialists to tend
Mr. Peabody's pet tarantula!
Are you sure they will?

Took my cabbage and all my things
And shoved them where the sun don't shine
Took my money and my mother!ucking mortgage
Uranium scum!

Shoot! I Miss Piggy,
What have Ham le-et,
to be or not to be
wipers in the rain
vipers in the rain
Make sure that we all fry

Took my cole slaw and all my things
And shoved them where the sun don't shine
Took my money and my mother!ucking mortgage
Uranium scum!

that's what I want from life,
lawn golf course,
I'm not sure I can afford the specialists to tend
Mr. Peabody's pet tarantula!
I'll leave it in my will.

Take your cabbage and all your things
And shove them where the sun don't shine
Take your money and your stupid !ucking profit
Uranium scum!

Shoot! I Miss Piggy,
What have Ham le-et,
to be or not to be
wipers in the rain
wipers in the rain
make sure everyone's dry

Take your gravy and all your things
And shove them where the sun don't shine
Take your money and your stupid !ucking profit
Uranium scum!

that's what I want from life,
lawn golf course,
I'm not sure I can afford the specialists to tend
Mr. Peabody's pet tarantula!
I'll leave it in my will.

Giddyap...
I'm ridin' high...
Outta my way...
... oops, made a mess!